keepin’ it light

Since when do I EVER fit in to an extra small anything? Especially these days?

When the item is supposed to be a dress and I make it in to a shirt, STRETCH it over my belly, and voila! I’m fashionably wearing an XS. Why do I even own something that is XS you might ask? Because I have a friend that gets stuff sent to her and she doesn’t want it and thinks that I am smaller than I am and gives it to me. That’s why.

And to Brooklyn I say, “Peace out!”